CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
A store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
A store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance"
"Do you have money in the bank"
He replied, "No insurance or money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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Have a wonderful Sunday
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3 comments:
I will definitely be sending this to my dad - a good Catholic, he'll love it!
Hi dear, it didn't take you long to share this one he he he he
LOVE you
Funny, thank you! I actually LOL! I am a good Catholic and loved it!
Carol
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